I like to talk...here is another way for me to express that fact--that I cannot stop talking.
Ask me anything, but risk being ignored.
Ask me anything, but risk being ignored.
I make mistakes so you guys don’t have to. Sometimes my friends make mistakes so you guys don’t have to, most of the time these mistakes are just for your enjoyment. Well I have two pieces of life advice for you.
The first, I’m a little bitter about because I made this mistake Saturday night, but my friend made this same mistake a year ago and when I told her I did it Saturday, she was all “Oh, I should have warned you about that.” I could have killed her. Anyway, here it is:Don’t ever wipe a tan towel under you arm.Never even get close to your pit with a tan towel. It will give you the most ungodly body odor of your life and no amount of deodorant will get rid of it. I didn’t even mean to tan towel my under arm…guys, I thought I was dying of some odorous disease. It was only one armpit. It wasn’t pretty. I didn’t lift my arm for an entire span of 6 hours. I’ve played soccer tournaments in 106 degree weather and didn’t smell this kind of stuff. I lived with boys for 2 years and never smelled this kind of situation. Just don’t do it. I think it is worse to me because I’m not prone to body odor, but I just want to warn you, if you want that instant glow from a tan towel. avoid your under arm.
The second, wear a bra everywhere. One of my best friends thought she was running to pick up her man friend at like 6 am and neglected this piece of clothing and ended up on a balloon ride and being engaged, but without a bra. Ladies, always put on a bra. You have no idea what is going to happen, and if you are literally just getting the mail, you should put on a bra. I’m just saying, you don’t what is going to happen. I’ll just go ahead and say clean underwear, too. This is self-explanatory.
